Bhai topi na tinder bht use kia, puri dunya main topibaaz nay jakar tinder say bachian date ki. Lekin ab time kuch dusra hay ab Topibaaz date ni krskta, last date topi nay ek bandi k sath ki aur bandi sheshay k uspar aur topi is par tha. Phir police nay last time park jany say mna kardia aur thudday mar k nikal dia. Ab topi nay socha kiun na koi dating app nikali jai jismain asa lgay k topi puri dunya ghoom rha hay aur bachian pata rha hay. Tou bhai buhat kutti khuari k bad topi ko ek app mili topi nay use karna start ki tou maza agya.

App ka naam hay “ABLO”, apko free main apka plane ksi b country lejakr chordy ga ab apki kismat achi hui tou bandi miljaigi wrna banday ziada atay hain, kiun k tharki zyada farigh hain ajkal. Tou bhai is say andaza hua k morocoo, saudia, egypt, algeria main sab tharki paray hain. kher agar apko sirf bandio say bat krni hay tu thoray coin gains krnay paraingay. Us k liay ksi say video chat kro ya messaging kro tou apko asani say coins miljatay hain. Topi ki social distancing ki faraghat tou khatam hgai bhai is app say, kiun k topi nay achi khasi bandian gher li hain. Khud vdo par akar apni mundi dikhati hain phir topi whatsapp mangleta hay ya wo khud dydti hain. Aur bhai friend request ka bhi scene hay. Phir bat sun, tharki lapak ja app par kiun k tjhay asli main tu milnay say rahi na teray pas pesay hain k tu dunya ghoom kar bachian patai, na teri shakal itni achi hay, is sey behtar ye hay k app download kar aur ayashi kar.

Topi out! Adios! Ugly face!

Topibaaz ko ek chez pta hay, is jahil awam ko enjoy krany k liya ek jahil banda hona zarori hay. Amir liaquat, Waqar zaka aur bhi kuch esay loug hain jinko dekh kar hamari awam buhat khush hti hay. Awam ko wo banda pasand hay jo dil khol kar gali day, agar nai dyga tu apnahat nai ati. Bhai ap dekho show, apko koi mana nai krha, kiun k agar apko wo show pasand ata hay iska matlab hay ap bhi usi line main hain. Waqar zaka sahab chahty hain k twitter par state bank ko tagg karain kiun k state bank saray nikammay, logo ki bat sun kar Cryptocurrency ko legalise kardia jai. Bhai ye pta hay agar legalise kardia tu kia kia nuksan hoskta hay, kis buri trh cryptocurrency ko utilise kia jaskta hay. Bhai jab europe aur america main ye retrict nahi ho pari tu yahan kesay hosakti hay. Yahan koiu b innovation nai hoti iska matlab hay logo ko kisi cheez ki kadar nahi. Jahil awam ko bolrha hay jakar statebank say crypto legalise karao, shadeed pagal admi hay.

Banday nay khalil ur rehman ko bulaya aur usny b masti main galian dydi, kher bhai galian sab baktay hain, laikin ye banda jiska naam waqar zaka hay us nay gand phela dia hay, aurto jo k house wives hain wo lie ati hain is kay show main aur ek bandi ki talaq hotay hotay rehgai kiun k usny ulti sedhi batain kardi is show main. Ye is show main logo ko provoke karta hay, unko charhata hay k wo koi ulti sedhi bat karay. Koi b parha likha insaan is k show main apko nazar nai aiga, wo parha likha insan aur bht si podcast dekh sakta hay. Laikin baat wohi hay isko apni audience ka andaza hay, ye unhi logo ko target karta hay jo is ki trh k hain, iski trh matlab wo log jo k apna ganday khayalat logo k sath share nahi karsktay, is kay show main wo saray log arhy hain jo chup chup kar gandi harketain kartay hain.

Ek second ko imagine kar waqar zaka ko koi technical show karna parjai kia wo karskta hay, bhai ye wo mulk jismain hareem shah jaisi aurto ko media centres offer krha hain k wo akar ramzan transmission karay. Is say pehlay ye ramzan transmission ko sara show biz karchuka hay laikin sab say ziada successful admi ami liquat hay, wo banda bhi apni beti ki umar wali bandi say shadi karchuka hay. Tou ap uski tharak ka andaza lga sktay hain, tu bhai ye media walay saray ganday mailay logo ko pakar kar unsay ramzan show karwana chahtay hain. Kia credibility rehjati hay is media ki jismain waqar zaka jesay aur amir liaquat jesay loug hain. Ye tu wakt hi btaiga k, k ye mulk kab tarakki krayga, jb wo log t.v per hongay jo waqai professional loug hain.

Topibaaz out!

Who is the hottest girl in the town? Well, it was a tough job to fork out sexy figures amidst traditionally portrayed “desi girls” in Pakistani Dramas, but we did the dirty job to satisfy the desires of our “Tharaki Londas” by bringing sexy bodies on the page. Keep your breath and other parts of your body on hold because we are going to talk about some real gorgeous-girls of our country.

Let’s begin…!

#10: Aiman and Minaal

The two are ruling every school boy’s heart, these twins are known to be the first crush of every guy turning into puberty for all valid reason. Keeping the sensual figures along with a baby-like smile is a fabulous combination that we guys cannot resist. Their luscious silhouette is enough to bring them up in the list of top sexiest Pakistani actresses in 2020. Real “Tharki” must-have imagined pulling the mellow cheeks of them, haven’t you?

#9 Sarah Khan

She first appeared on the TV screens in the drama serial “Bari Aapa” in 2012 and become the sensation of every traditional role that comes her way. Sara Khan is known for her typical desi looks having long black hairs and heady eyes. We couldn’t resist getting her on the list because of the flawless curves that she owns. See yourself, our stunning girl in the “red hot saree”.

#8 Armeena Khan

Canadian born Pakistani actress, Armeena is a true babe in her own way. It isn’t just about her sexy accent but she is truly blessed with picture-perfect body. Our “Tharki” boys always seem to be drooling whenever she gets up to the TV screen. She is a reason why many boys are having “HAPPY SUBHA”, wink!

#7 Yumna Zaidi

Drama queen Yumna Zaidi knows how to make you extremely emotional with her brilliant acting skills, she is truly one of the finest actresses in the Pakistani drama industry, best known for her cry-baby roles. But since boys are not much into dramas therefore, we have brought a chocolate licking moment of her for you guys, Enjoy!

#6 Mahira Khan

If you need an introduction then go watch POGO! Real “tharki” boys are already crazy about her naive personality but that doesn’t mean she is out of the sexy league of Pakistani actresses, she is kinda ruling the realm of Pakistan’s glamour with her high-end fashion sense combine with immaculate curves that create a furor on the internet. Have a look at her recent bare neck outfit.

#5 Saboor Aly

Despite being underrated in the drama industry, we decided to spare the 5^th spot for her in the list of top ten sexy actresses of Pakistan. You may not know her by the name but she must have taken your attention with her spellbinding eyes and effortlessly sexy looks. Can’t believe! Have your eyes warm up seeing her in a backless blouse.

#4 Maya Ali

Pakistan’s Cinderella has taken up the storm right after doing the popular TV series “Ek Nayee Cinderella”, since then there was no way back for her, although Maya Ali has been in the modeling industry but we have seen a smooth transition of her from the ramp walk to become popular TV actress, all because of her irresistibly alluring looks and style she carries, quite recently our Cinderella is right on a high heel.

#3 Hania Amir

Dimple girl is too hot to handle for some guys. We are just in love with the way she smile…! There is no chance we would ignore her fascinating personae while talking about hot actresses.

#2 Neelum Munir

Seemingly, the girl who takes pride in whatever she feels like to do, whether we talk about the sensual dancing in car or lighting fire with her sexy moves in the item songs, we find her enjoying the fullest of the moments of her life on and off the screen.

#1 Sana Javed

Sana Javed is a synonym to super hit. The leading actress of popular TV series “Khaani”, has taken the 1^st spot in our list, we can’t ignore the fact that she is one of the most beautiful and versatile actresses of Pakistan. Apart from her TV dramas she is totally engaged in her Instagram to share her life moments.

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