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Whatsapp walay Chacha aur Coronavirus ka ilaaj!

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Topi ki hati hui hay ajkal, kiun k ek jangli awam k hath main whatsapp dydia gya hay jo apni marzi say jo bhi zehen main ata hay voice note main record kar k phela deti hay.  Tou corona se log maren na maren lekin jahalat se or ye jo whatsapp waly uncles jitny hain jo dis-information phaila rahy hain corona virus k baray main, inse zarur murenge. ye uncle jo hain inhony Orangi main beth k ye dhond lia k bhai Piaz (Onion) k pieces kr k kha lo koi corona nhi hoga or bhai confidence check kro inka agy btaty hain k ap experiment kr sakty hain kisi infected patient pe ap raat main Piaz (Onion) khilaen InshAllah subha koi corona nhi hoga. To kehne ka maksad ye hai k Uncle please ye na kren, lekin ye to baaz ayengy nhi to har musibat main opportunity hoti hai to ye opportunity hai apke liy k apko pehchana hai in fake newsies spread krny walon ko in logo ko apni society se eradicate kren. 

Khair TOPI btaiga kuch wo news jo disinformation ki bunyad bni hui hain.

Pehli baat: Ek video main whatsapp waly Uncle btaty hain k unko pehle se pta tha k Corona virus human made hai ye insaano ne hi bnaya hai. To Uncle btaty hain k dettol k surface cleaner k description ma likha h k is se corona virus ka khatma ho sakta hai or us surface cleaner ki MFG date hai 2/DEC/2019 to unka kehna ye hai k us waqt tak to koi corona virus aam nhi hua tha to Dettol walon ko kese pta chla k future ma corona virus aye ga. Ary Uncle Allah Ko mano thora sa search hi kr lete Google kis liy hai ja k likho corona 2000 words ka page ajay ga wikipedia ka. (Human coronaviruses were first discovered in the late 1960s)

Ye Virus ek nhi hai ye puri family hai jese SARS or MERS tha wo bhi Corona virus tha jo 6-8 years pehle aye the. To ye usi ki ek type hai ye aj se nhi 60s se chlta hua arha ha lekin log sary ye disinfo share kry ja rahy hain please thora ghoor or search kren har cheez ko ankhen band kr k share na kren.

Dusri baat: Ab ek or disinformation ye hai k Corona virus 27°C pe mar jay ga. Ary bhai Humans ki body ka temperature 98.6°F hai isko Celsius ma convert kren to 37°C hota hai, Ary 37 ka temperature to hum khud leke ghum rahy hain ab jo 27°C main mar jata hai to 37°C main Insaan main kese aye ga.

Ab ye to kisi kitab main nhi likha k 27°C main mur jay ga virus, Ice Cream nhi hai bhai jo pighal jay gi 27°C main. To ye bhi Fake Info hai

Teesri baat: Log apny ap ko AntiCoronaVirus ki team bta k ghr ma ghus jaty hain K hum apka test krny aye hain or phir … aap to janty hain agy kya hoga. To bhai aesa koi system nhi Government ka koi aesi team nhi hai jo ghr ghr jaky test kr rahi hai. Lekin han Government messages bhaij rahi hain un logon ko jo recently travel kr k aye hain  dusri countries se, k akty apna test krwa len.

To is se bhi mohtat krlo sab..

Akhri baat: Ye Whatsapp voice note bhi ek uncle ki taraf se hai jo khud btaty hain k hamari Qaum ke dimaghon pe media or social media bohot cha gaya hai jisny qaum ko nafsiyati marz ma mubtila kr dia hai, lekin inko to pta hi nhi hai yahan nafsiyati hai kon?. 

Ye Uncle btaty hain k ye virus kis ko infect kr sakta hai or kisko nhi. 

Jo log branded pizza kha rahy hain wo infect hongy, Really bhai kese, kese pta is virus ko k is bandy ne branded pizza khaya hai ya local.

Or jo log ye sub nhi khaty unko kuch nhi hoga.

jo jigar k mareez hain unko kuch nhi hoga, Aese kese bhai jo bemar hai wo to aur bemar hona chahye q kay unka immune system weak hoga.

And now here is the best things for drug addicts: Ye uncle btaty hain k jo log smoking krty hain or dusry nashy krty hain unko bhi kuch nhi hoga.

Or ye bhi kehna hai inka k branded foods companies apny food main 100% haram cheezen milaty hain iski waja se ye virus infect kr dega to branded food nhi khane.

To aap sab se Guzarish hai k in sab fake info pe yaqeen nhi kren har bat ko foran accept nhi kren thora sa search kr len Google hai sabke pas.

Topi’s final verdict: Puri duniya corona se lr rhi hai or humy jahalat se larna par rha hai. Sudhr jao jangli awam.

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My Dear Women

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BY   SAREENA KAMRAN

In a room,

sitting with my classmates.

Women’s rights reading that people hate

Women can be a chef

She shouldn’t be a slave

sit my bro, why are you in a haste!

Listen a truth, EMPOWER your mate

physical, psychological abuses she faces

Emotional and Financial not considered a case

Oh, my dear women

receive your Honor, given by your faith

walk in the right footsteps.

ACKNOWLEDGE your place.

My dear women,

Heaven is your fate.

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The Weight of Midnight

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The Weight of Midnight

It all began at midnight. You know, that type of night where even the air seems strange, too quiet, too motionless. Like something is observing. The wedding was a week hence. Everybody was fatigued, and everybody was asleep.

Except Hamza.

I heard the steps, quick but quiet. I walked into the hallway and caught him — hoodie up, shoes in his hand, attempting to slip out. Where was he going? It wasn’t solely sus… it was all wrong. Like something was dragging him out.

Then there was her tone — Anaya. Fierce and wild like thunder on a still sky.

“Where do you think you are going?”

Hamza froze. “It’s midnight and you’re going out?!” she yelled.

With absolutely no fear in his voice, Hamza said, “Can’t you just mind your own business?”

It was about to be a full-fledged drama when I intervened.

“Let him go,” I said with a peaceful voice.

Anaya glared at me as if I’d gone mad. “Huzaifa, you’re coddling him!”

“Let him go,” I said once more. “I’ll deal with the wedding arrangements.”

Umaima screamed from her room, “Huzaifa bhai, in case anything goes wrong, we’re coming after you!”

I remained quiet. I merely let Hamza fade into the darkness.

But there was something about that moment… it wasn’t right. It felt like the darkness engulfed him.

The next day was chaos.

Decorators were late. The mehendi artist cancelled. Cousins showed up unannounced. I managed all. Everyone kept yelling “Huzaifa bhai this,” “Huzaifa bhai that.” I just kept fixing everything as I always do.

But something else was annoying me.

Hamza had come back early morning. But he was silent. Eyes red, not because of sleep. Because of fear. That kid, who never remains quiet, was not speaking a word.

He didn’t even quarrel with Anaya.

I sensed something went wrong that night. I could sense it. But I haven’t asked yet.

Two nights later, I saw him sitting in the lounge. Lights off. Just staring at the wall.

“You’re okay?” I asked.

He nodded slowly. “Just thinking.”

“About?”

He hesitated, then shook his head. “Nothing.”

But his voice was not steady.

He seemed like someone who witnessed something he couldn’t describe.

That’s when I knew. It was no ordinary outing.

The evening of the wedding day, I was in my room, running over the list. My phone vibrated. I didn’t know the number.

I picked up.

Static.

Then, a whisper.

“Bhai… something followed me back.”

I was still.

“What?”

The voice returned — Hamza’s voice.

“I shouldn’t have gone there. It wasn’t a normal place.”

Then nothing.

I tried to call back. Nothing.

Cold shivers ran down my spine. I peeked out my window. Just darkness. But for some reason, I didn’t feel like we were alone.

Anaya entered the room.

“You look as if you’ve seen a ghost.”

I said nothing. I couldn’t. My heart pounded.

She sat next to me and took my hand. “No matter what it is, you’ve got this. You always do.”

I nodded, but I didn’t believe her.

I didn’t sleep that night.

And I wasn’t alone.

I could hear Hamza walking up and down the hallway. Stopped right outside my door. Just stood there for about five minutes.

And then I heard him whisper something… but not in his natural voice.

Like someone else was talking through him.

The day of the wedding arrived. Everything seemed perfect on the outside. Guests were laughing, music was playing, and food was being served.

But Hamza remained silent the entire time. Wouldn’t eat. Wouldn’t smile.

Once Anaya departed, I discovered him sitting by himself close to the gate.

“You okay now?”

He finally uttered something.

“There’s something in the house.”

I nervously laughed. “Don’t be funny now, man.”

“I’m not being funny,” he replied.

“I went to the graveyard behind the rail track on the night before. Just to prove a point to my friends.”

“I went there and got something… just a dumb rock. But since then, I hear whispers. And last night… I saw it standing at the foot of my bed.”

I didn’t have a clue what to say. We just sat there in silence. Cold silence.

So yeah, if it wasn’t for wedding drama or if it wasn’t for sibling drama, then this story is about the fact that sometimes, even the people who are closest to you can be hiding something dark. Something they can’t explain.

It’s about how I was trying to hold the house together while something intangible was trying to rip it apart.

And now?

Now I’m just waiting for whatever Hamza brought home… to reappear.

Because deep down, I know —

It never left.

– This horror piece is conceived by “Huzaifa”

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Fiction and Non-Fiction in Contemporary Times

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I was invited by Fatima Jinnah University for Women to talk about the topic of fiction and non-fiction in contemporary times at the prestigious occasion of Fatamians Literature Festival 2023. In which I explained my own journey that how an engineer became a writer, i explained about my passion to write fiction and non-fiction, because I had always used parts of non-fiction (reality ) and merged them with fiction to create intriguing stories; an example is my work of “the oblivion of affection” and “the hitlers nephew”, “A slash B normal”.

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I also explained that how did i organically started making money just because I loved writing and i wanted to invest my time to write novels. The power of imagination is unreal, I also emphasized on the aspect that we are never going to get a combo of fiction and non-fiction in our mainstream media, so start writing today. If you have some unique stories to tell then just start writing, because 13 years ago when I started writing the hitlers nephew I only had ideas but my writing was not up to the mark, today I revised it because the stories that I had written back then were intriguing. So, now that i have polished my writing skills, I can also revised my old works, my current work triviality is also inspired by final year project of my bachelors degree, ” The Zigbee based synchronised clocks”, and even the idea of that project came about because of a dream that I saw in which I was stranded in a desert. Therefore, even for my readers the message is somewhat similar, start turning your dreams into realities, or as a writer start turning your ideas into physical books.

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About Creator of Topibaaz

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Hello there, this is the creator of Topibaaz speaking, I am called, “Ammar akhter khan”. Amidst the chaos of the Pandemic, I started this blog/social media infotainment website called Topibaaz. However, I did not have enough time to introduce myself. As my Amazon bio says, Ammar Khan is a nerdy researcher, intricate novelist, and a picky traveler, his books are published on Amazon and he has also presented his various research papers at international conferences. Not only this Ammar Khan has an academic writing course that is present on Udemy for beginners, along with it, if you are interested in data analysis, do delve into other courses that I had published on my Udemy account. Just search my full name on Google, “ammar akhter khan”, and I am an open book. Additionally, Ammar is a Pro-earth and mainly focused on global issues and research related to the solution to Global warming, Poverty eradication, Provision of education, and introduction of new technologies in the World.

I have recently published a novel called Triviality – science fiction. Along with it, my other writings are Hitler’s Nephew, the oblivion of Affection, A slash b normal, and Jibran of India. Also, do read the short stories that I had published on Topibaaz, especially, “the last cigarette that I lit” which is not yet completed, but soon I will be able to complete the story. Anyways, I have long-term goals to serve humanity, whether I use my education as my tool or my knowledge, or my content. Say good luck to me!

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